Me: "Christian, are you a girl?"
Christian: "I'm a girl. No, you're a girl. I'm a dress!"
When Mom (Janel) told Christian it was Resting Time, Christian said, "I'm a little shy about resting."
Me: "What it is?"
Christian: "If you had a long neck, you could be a giraffe!"
Christian: "I have an idela (idea) Ssssss! (Shh) Once upon a time, there was a little boy and he liked cars and he watched CARS 2! To save the world!
This one is totally random.
Christian: "I was barfing on my blanket, and on my baby carseat, and Micah was barfing too. Awkward! Micah barfed on the peaches. And I don't know. I'm feeling better now of just barfing again, Mom. But I not barfing."
Christian: "Don't do my hair! I want it brown."
Christian: Let's go put this in (a movie) to save the world!"
Mom: "You can't wear PJs on a hike!"
Christian: "I can. I'm tricky like that."
Christian held the cat up high and declared, "Super Mario Brothers!"
Christian was putting stickers on a paper and said, "Look so pretty colors. I'm the best thing ever."
One day Lily started singing the song, "What Does the Fox Say?" and Christian invented his own verse: "What does the strawberry say? Num, num, num. . . ."
Mom made popcorn for me one day when I was sick and lying on the couch. Christian brought me the bowl and said, "Just take one." He popped one piece in my mouth and took the rest.
When Mom told Christian he could watch a movie he said, "You are the best thing ever."
One day I was using one of Christian's favorite books as a desk (writing on it with a paper) and he pulled it away and said, "That's too dangerous, Sage."
Mom: "You're welcome."
Christian: "You're welcome too."
Dad (Mark) to Christian: "You're a pill."
Christian: "No, I a beebee." (baby)
Christian: "Not today, Zurg!" (from Toy Story 2)
Christian went and shut the door to the toy room, and came out wearing princess heels. He clacked down the hall saying, "What's up, dude?'
In church, someone started a piano solo and Christian perked up and said, "Where's Daddy?"
There was a spider in Mom and Dad's bedroom. Mom invited Christian to come see it and he said, "I too 'cared. Duh 'pider." (I'm too scared of the spider)
He gave us all post-it notes.
Christian: "This is a question."
Lily to Christian: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Christian: "No. I need chippies." (chips)
Mom to Christian: "Are you my baby?"
Christian: "I have a baby face, so I is a baby."
Mom didn't give Christian unlimited computer time and Christian said, "That didn't make me feel nice; it made me feel bad a little bit."
Lily (while practicing letters): "A-apple-ah-ah-ah"
Christian (practicing his own letters): "B-lion-roar-roar-roar"
Christian: "Dad, I need you!"
When Dad didn't come. . .
Christian: "Don't make me count!"
Which is what Dad always says to us when we don't come fast enough.
Christian is too cute!
P.S. If you comment please add your favorite one of the things that Christian has said.































